Monthly Archives: January 2008

Brick Head

Last evening, experimental rockers Radiohead performed in a small nightclub on Brick Lane. They were originally going to play at the Rough Trade East record shop. However, due to safety fears, this was moved to the 93 Feet East club. The band announced the free gig on Wednesday morning and offered fans a limited run […]

Mister Riz

I live in fear that I will receive an unexpected and unannounced visit from either my landlord or one of his little lackeys. Being a tranny I have to be careful that the detritus of femininity are not left lying around to give these small-minded handymen an idea of my true identity. It’s not that […]

All Hail Admiral Napoleon

Readers of Jo Beaufoix’s brilliant blog will have seen her post yesterday. She wrote a rather emotional and heartfelt piece about Napoleon and the positive life-changing effect he has on people. I have to agree with her wholeheartedly (apart from the handsome bit). It was Napoleon who persuaded me to begin blogging and resurrect my […]

The Smell of Trousers

Busby, my very good friend, popped around to the flat yesterday. He was feeling a little exhausted due to having an appalling hangover and only two hours of sleep. He told me about his Saturday night spent in Camden’s Koko club. Busby spends a lot of time going to nightclubs alone. He goes there to […]

Rough Galaxy Mixes

 
I’m going to cheat now and quote Napoleon’s brilliant blog - I am a bit drunk though xx:
“I have just uploaded a few rough mixes of some of the new songs then Nelson and I have been working on. Go to the Nelson Galaxy myspace site and have a listen.
“I hope you like what you […]

Robbie Dazzler

The perennial joker and former fat part-time footballer, Robbie Williams, has gone on strike. It is alleged he is upset that his record label EMI have been taken over by a private equity firm called Terra Firma. Artists, such as Radiohead and Paul McCartney, have already jumped the EMI ship and EMI’s UK chief executive […]

Le Palais de Napoleon

I love going to stay at Napoleon’s. It is such a brilliant contrast to that London. It’s peaceful and calm. You can walk down the street without having people constantly getting in your way or hassling you for money and fags or even trying to stab you. I know Napoleon is a little bored of […]

Charity Case

“Alright sir?”
“Erm.. Not really I’m in a really bad mood. You?”
“I’m brilliant. Do you have a minute sir?”
“No I don’t, sorry.”
“It will only take a minute.”
“For what?”
“To tell you about how you can sponsor me to help this brilliant charity.”
“I’m not interested thank you.”
“Only a minute sir.”
“Leave me alone.”
“There’s no need to be rude sir.”
“Which […]

Iron My Shirt

There has been a large turnout to polling stations in the U.S. for the New Hampshire presidential primary. I am not really interested in American politics, after-all look who the president is - intelligent guy. What caught my attention happened during one of Hilary Clinton’s campaign stops. Two men in the crowd started to scream, […]

The Back Line

Well, hello there. Happy New Year.
I am back following an extensive couple of weeks recording in Napoleon’s studio. We are going to come up with a cracking album. I really enjoyed my time with Nap, sleeping in the studio with a bottle of vodka for company and various country walks, taking in sheep and small […]