Wow, what an appalling day at work. One of the worst I can remember. I’ve made a big decision. I’m gonna hand in my notice and leave. I really have had enough; I’m taken for granted, overworked and paid a pittance. I find it despicable to have to apologise to clients for having a few […]
I have to say that I’m really sorry for my recent bizarre and erratic behaviour. I’ve just had a rather indulgent weekend. Seeing as it was my birthday I took three days off work and went a little crazy. I didn’t leave my flat after I stumbled in on Friday night until Thursday morning when […]
I’ve spent a few days by myself now. Seeing as my birthday was here and that. I have no close friends to spend the time with so I spend it alone.
4 days later and I’ve gone a bit mad. bibble bibble. I want mummy!! Madness is goodxxx
Come on, all together now.
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday dear Nelson,
Happy birthday to me.
Cheers!!!!
It’s your birthday drinks, looking forward for a few people coming out. None of them do - that’s OK you hate em all anyway. There are some new people - they don’t quite understand your hatred of the company.
This is genuinly the 2nd time this has happened: One of my collegues comes out of the […]
I had some really sad news last night. One of my closest, bestest friends is moving to Canada. She will be missed so much, unbelievably so. I understand why, London can be rubbish. I’d rather be in Canada, wrestling bears and kissing salmon.
She is one of those people who can make you feel good about […]
It’s my birthday on Monday. 21 again, can you believe it? Tonight are my birthday drinks. Please come along, you may even enjoy yourself. There will be spastic dancing, singing and possibly a visit to the hospital.
Join me anytime after 6.00 in the White Hart on Cornwall Road, near Waterloo Station.
These are not eligible excuses:
1. […]
You’ve got to feel sorry for that Queen (not Elton John). First, She has to go into the Commons and read out a long speech, kindly written for Her by Gordon Brown. This is probably quite exhausting. She must have wanted to go back to Her palace, have a nice sit down, put Eastenders on […]
Saturday the 10th November marks the Lord Mayor’s Show – one of the longest running and best-known annual events in London. The appointment of a new Lord Mayor is marked by a light-hearted street parade, combining modern day carnival with traditional British pageantry. The Lord Mayor sits on a specially built viewing area at Mansion House, […]
Tonight is Bonfire Night. I remember as a kid I used to love this time of the year; fire and bangs and pretty explosions. I remember with affection the twinnies scrabbling round the estate collecting furniture to put on the bonfire down by the school. They did not want my old chewed bicycle – no […]