Another Prime Slice of Absolute Stupidity
No. 2. George Dawkins
Sitting near me in the office there is a girl of rather limited mental capabilities. She has the brilliant knack of saying really stupid things. Her chair was giving her postural problems so the company provided her with a specialist and intricate upright contraption to solve her discomfort. It does look rather striking and scientific.
The CEO noticed said chair and they struck up a conversation about it:
Girl: “Everybody has been ribbing me about this chair. They say I look like that scientist, you know, that man in the wheelchair. What’s his name? Ermm. George Dawkings, that’s him.”
CEO: “George who? I’ve never heard of him.”
Other member of staff: “She means Stephen Hawking.”
CEO: “Oh!”
Exit CEO
Not only had this person confused George Dawes with one of the most renowned scientists of the modern age, but she also thinks Hawking’s biggest claim to fame is that he has a wheelchair and not his revolutionary theories about cosmology, black holes and singularities. He is a big kinda sorta baby though.
Stupid.
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Hee hee. I bet you love sitting near her.
Her mouth expels a comic gem daily.
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