What Not to do when Drunk No.13

It’s your birthday drinks, looking forward for a few people coming out. None of them do - that’s OK you hate em all anyway. There are some new people - they don’t quite understand your hatred of the company.

This is genuinly the 2nd time this has happened: One of my collegues comes out of the closet and tells me he’s gay. I can’t be outdone on my b’day drinks - I’m a tranny!! Live with it.

It’s a sad fact that it’s easier for someone to come out of the gay closet than to come out of the tranny closet. No one gives a shit that this guy is gay but when they all know what i am then I’ll be a laughing stock. I do think that trannies are the last accepted people around - tell me I’m wrong.

I am what I am so fk you all!!! In a polite way.

6 Comments

  1. Posted November 12, 2007 at 11:20 am | Permalink

    I got drunk on Saturday and I went into the cupboard. I thought it was the loo - I didn’t make a mess though.

  2. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted November 12, 2007 at 7:06 pm | Permalink

    So you came out of the cupboard too!!!

  3. Posted November 12, 2007 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    Yes. What an eventful weekend. You had an unhappy birthday, I went into and then came out of a cupboard.

  4. Posted November 15, 2007 at 9:49 pm | Permalink

    Nelson, there’s nothing wrong with being a tranny. People are just jealous because you make a beautiful boy or a beautiful girl. Sorry your birthday was a bit pants.
    Loads of Grae’s work mates said they were coming to his gig but they didn’t bother. Maybe all work mates are just a bit crap.
    Happy Birthday.
    At least you’re still young.

  5. Posted November 15, 2007 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    Ooo the above comment was me not Grae. I’m sure Grae thinks you’re beautiful too though.

  6. Nelson Galaxy
    Posted November 15, 2007 at 9:59 pm | Permalink

    Hey Grae, thanks mate. How did the gig go? In Notts wasn’t it? Wasn’t Nap supposed to play guitar? Ha, it’s Jo. I thought Grae had come over all unneccessary.

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