Monthly Archives: October 2007

Way of the Exploding Elbow

October 15, 2007 – 1:57 pm

I’ve managed to recently experience real pain. It was exciting. My elbow really really hurt and swelled up like a large…erm….elbow. The pain was so great I expected to witness a secret midget using his full flame lighter on my exposed elbow. I must have banged it whilst drunk and it became infected. It’s called […]

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Viewing A Crack

October 15, 2007 – 1:48 pm

Just the other day myself and my esteemed colleague Pip paid a visit to Tate Modern’s Turbine Hall. We’d heard about the new art installation consisting of a big gash in the floor of the gallery’s main hall. We were refused entry to the actual hall by a bulldog-faced security guard. We snuck in a […]

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