Why oh why is it that every time I do an Overview at work my armpits leak? It doesn’t happen at any other time. I’m sat here telling other departments about how amazing I am and the incredibly interesting things I do and my pits leak like a ragging torrent. It’s most embarrassing, especially when it’s with a rather attractive lady.
It’s probably because I hate public speaking. Or because I really have no interest in what I’m telling them. Or because of their lovely female bodies pressed up close to mine, ooh and their wide information gobbling eyes…steady on. Maybe it’s all three.
Next time I bring a change of shirt. Don’t worry ladies – it doesn’t smell. Mmmmm.
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You need to get yourself a woman, Nelson. Relieve some of that ‘tension’. (Warn her about the perspiration first, though - it’s the gentlemanly thing to do.)
You are so right Nap - I need lady. Perspiration is only a problem when I’m doing an Overview. I could always Overview a lady. Mmmmm….
Or you could try that deodorant from that advert where the bloke can keep fish alive in his armpits…
I did have armpit fish once but they all died off when I started shaving my underarms - nowhere for them to hide you see.