Nelson Galaxy

I’ve managed to recently experience real pain. It was exciting. My elbow really really hurt and swelled up like a large…erm….elbow. The pain was so great I expected to witness a secret midget using his full flame lighter on my exposed elbow. I must have banged it whilst drunk and it became infected. It’s called septic arthritis.

I’ve always had elbow difficulties. As a gangly youth I was constantly banging them on any available corner or spike. Once, whilst running to Berry Hill Park for a games lesson, I fell and conveniently landed on my elbow, thus ripping it open. Dramatic blood spurting ensued. I got to go home. And I didn’t cry, oh no I didn’t cry.